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- Pre-owned
- In Stock
- Cycle Country
- 900-Worked
- OLd aS diRt
- Utility Vehicle
- Implement / Attachment
- 9999999 mi
- Beige,ish
- Other
Features:
Dad Bod: Slightly worn but still plenty of life left! Comes with a built-in "food baby" from
years of culinary dedication.
Expert-Level Grillmaster: Can perfectly overcook any burger while confidently claiming,
“It’s just right.”
Premium Snoring System: Enjoy nights filled with the soothing sounds of log-sawing—
available in mono and stereo!
Top-Tier Wisdom Dispenser: Regularly dispenses knowledge with phrases like “In my
day…” and “They don’t make ‘em like they used to.”
Remote Control Expertise: Capable of flipping through 100 channels without stopping,
but will always land on the same three: sports, news, and old action movies.
DIY Enthusiast: Can fix almost anything—except that leaky faucet. Comes with an
impressive Allen wrench collection (never used).
Extras:
Comes with a collection of bad puns—perfect for embarrassing family members and friends
in any setting.
Built-in Weather Station: Predicts rain with knee pain, always accurate 50% of the time.
Optional Accessories: Cargo shorts, lawnmower, and a mysterious “drawer of random stuff”
available upon request.
Act Now!
This offer won’t last long (just like his patience for assembling IKEA furniture). Call today for
a free demo—he’ll show you how to fix a squeaky door or regale you with stories from
his youth (again).
- Pre-owned
- 900-Worked
- 1980
- PHAT Finger Lickin'
- Middle Aged
- Utility Vehicle
- Implement / Attachment
- OLd aS diRt
- 9999999 mi
- Worn out
- Broken
- Worked over
Recommendations
Advertised pricing excludes applicable taxes title and licensing, dealer set up, destination, reconditioning and are subject to change without notice. Pricing may exclude any added parts, accessories or installation unless otherwise noted. Sale prices include all applicable offers. Not all options listed available on pre-owned models. Contact dealer for details.